Mouth for War

I was talking to a friend today.
"The f***ing thing was so heavy I barely f***in made it. And f****in..."
Whoah, dude, I'm thinking to myself, how did the profane expletive become so common in our civilization- that now it becomes automatic when we can't think of the next word to say? What happened to "uhh", or "umm"? Not offensive enough maybe? When did sounding ignorant and brutish become a status symbol, because I sure missed it! I wanted to ask him: what are you gonna do when you really need to cuss? You've used it up, neutered it, taken away it's power, and authority. When I go, "F**k!" everyone turns around in shock and with their mouths open witnessing an event, a palpable apprehension- because they know I very rarely use that word, and not without just cause. The curse has gone forth and served it's purpose, it's destiny. But you've made it impotent, emasculated. Now it has no effect whatsoever. You've taken the prime, the king of the cuss words and watered it down; so now you might as well be clearing your throat. What are you gonna say when you want to express extreme displeasure towards someone, or are angry at a perceived injustice or insult and need to retaliate, or hit your thumb with a hammer? You're out of luck!
And by the way- why in the hell are you asking God to Damn something when it's obviously already f****d up- shouldn't you be asking God to bless it? I mean, think about it; the thing is not working right, for God to damn it is only going to make it worse. It's already broken, now it's going to hell too. That was smart! And it's not like God is there next to you going, "thats right buddy, you say the word and we'll teach that punkass a thing or two for not obeying you!" "Throw your tools a little harder, maybe a fist through the wall even, that'll do the trick" Yeah right.
I'd like to know why God anyway; how come nobody ever says, "Lucifer dammit, or "Satan H. Devil!?? Jesus did nothing but good; yet He gets blamed for everything. "Jesus Christ!, I told you three times to do it like this..." "How much did you spend? Jesus, do you think I'm made of money?" "Jeez, are you stupid!"
I'd like to tell them all to shut the f*** up! whoops!